Caption 84: Only a matter of time

 

Caption 73: Stefanie the Virgin

 After investing so much in the idea of losing your virginity on your wedding night it's impossible for it to not be a let down.  So maybe staying a virgin is the better choice. 

I had this caption scheduled for June originally but I've decided to move it up to ask this.  This is by far the longest caption I've written and personally I've always enjoyed longer captions more but I'm curious what my audience thinks.  Is this caption too long? let me know if you think so.

Caption 23: Change in Priorities

 Kyria's last boyfriend wanted to correct her lack of enthusiasm when giving head.  10,000 blowjobs with some mild conditioning should do the trick.